So much going on

Have you missed me as much as I have missed you, my lovely little blog. Please don't cry, I didn't mean to ignore you. Come on, please? Dry those eyes. Your know I still love you, just sometimes the rebeleyeball has to go to work. Yes, I do know how tough it is on you. But at least you get to hang out with all the other blogs online while I am busy working. Yes, I do to work. What? You think I stay at the office just so I don't have to see you. Are you serious? Think about what you are saying? There's a much higher speed connection at work. Don't you think I'd log on to see you there if I had even on second to spare? What's that? Uh...well...jeez...sure I checked my stats. But come on - it only takes a few seconds to check stats. Whoa, where did that come from? Yeah, you wish I was looking at porn at work. I know what you are thinking. If I got caught looking at porn at work, then I would get fired and I could spend all day with you. That is simply ridiculus. One of us has to make money. You've been hanging out on the web for over a year and how much have you brought in? I'll tell you, $6.86 from Adsense. Ha, that's a laugh. None of the people that spend time with you are going to buy Web Site. There all a bunch of broke-ass losers with nothing to do but ramble around the web reading people's blogs. They haven't read a decent book in years even though they could easily download a version of Web Site for just a couple of bucks. So, no. You do not get credit for any of the book sales since they all came in from Paul Gavin's Blog. Oh all right, so two people that book books came from here. So, you get credit for $4.00 in royalties. But don't get all puffed up about it. You've had almost 10,000 visitors and you have managed to generate almost eleven bucks. Oooh, maybe we can order a pizza. Paul Gavin's Blog has only had about 4,000 visitors and has far outpaced your contribution. Oh, wait, stop. I didn't mean it. Your right, it is about more than just the money. I didn't mean to be so cruel. It's ... it's just ... well ... you know. I miss you so much and I get very orny when we don't get to spend time together. I'm here tonight, so let's put the past couple weeks behind us and just enjoy our time together - okay? Yeah, I love you, too.