Frequently asked question

Once again, I received an email asking my why my profile picture isn't the real me. This is very upseting to me. I am writing this to set the record straight. How could any of you ask me that question? That's me in my profile picture. I am, in fact, a disembodied eyeball. You have no idea how difficult my life has been since I came out of the lid. My parents were mortified and disowned me immediately upon my revealing my true self. All my friends deserted me, that's why I spend most of my time blogging. Additionally, it is next to impossible to stay fully moistened. I go through gallons of visine. I won't even get into how I am treated when I go to a restaurant to get a bite to eat. I am hurt that you don't fully appreciate what I do to talk to all of you. I mean, have you ever tried typing without fingers? I have to bounce myself all over the keyboard just to type a single message. Additionally, I thought the blogosphere would be a place where I was accepted for my writing contributions rather than by my appearance. Okay, I get the feeling you are not buying the story so I will give you a list of answers and you pick the one you think is correct. a) I truly am a disembodied eyeball. b) I am currently wanted in seven states. c) I am as weird as I claim to be. d) I am way to lazy to sort through pictures trying to find one where I don't look like a total dork. e) My face is covered in hideous boils. Technorati Tags: Fiction, Online Book, Chapter, Rebeleyeball, Paul Gavin IceRocket Tags: Fiction, Blook, Chapter, rebeleyeball