Have I got a deal for you

If you simply can't wait for the published version of The Break and you need to read more my wonderful prose, may I suggest that you take advantage of this incredible offer? I am pleased to announce the Pre-Labor Day Sale of Web Site. I am out of my mind and I have slashed the price by 25% - 25%!!!!!. That's it, I must be crazy. This is the best deal you will ever see on lulu.com. Web Site is regularly priced at $19.95. But because the heat and the smoke from the wild fires are affecting my brain, I'm going to let you have it for $14.95. That's right, for less than the price of two tickets to the next predictable piece of crap to come out of Hollywood, you can have your very own copy of Web Site. The most original book you will read this year. How can I sell it so cheap? Volume, volume, volume or Location, location, location (you choose). So come on: Act Now! Don't Delay! Don't hesitate! Supplies are limited (to as many as you want to order). Get Web Site right now. Additionally, you will receive hours of enjoyment as you read and reread this novel destined to become a classic. Tell your friends, wake the kids this sale won’t last forever (or maybe it will). Think about how cool it will be when this novel is turned into a movie starring Johnny Depp as Billy, Alex Baldwin as Ed , Lindsay Lohan as Arlene, and a bunch of other actors you never heard of in the other roles. You could be the one gloating to your friends about how you read the book from an aspiring author when it was self-published. Just Do It. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll get angry. But you will not be bored. Not only that, I vow that I will personally autograph each copy of Web Site sold during this sale (as long as you remember to bring the book with you when you meet me). This book is not just a purchase. It could be viewed as an investment. It is surely to become an cherished heirloom likely to increase in value over time (assuming you find a sucker on eBay that will buy anything). This cheesy, semi-funny, annoying commercial announcement was brought to you by Paul Gavin aka rebeleyeball, soon-to-be famous writer, philosopher and philanthropist. Some of the statements in this offer have been exaggerated beyond belief and should not be taken at face value. Past performance is no indication of future value. Offer ends when I feel like ending it. All rights reserved. This book may not be copied or rebroadcast in any media with out the express written consent of the author and the NFL. Item 67641 is available on the showroom floor. More stories from Paul Gavin. Info on novels Paul Gavin's Storefront. Technorati Tags: Fiction, Online Book, Chapter, Rebeleyeball, Paul Gavin IceRocket Tags: Fiction, Blook, Chapter, rebeleyeball