Unbelievable

The most amazing thing happened to me today. It is so unbelievable, I am not sure if I can even write about it. Since I am an aspiring fiction writer, you may just think I am making it up. Forget about that for a minute because this is absolutely true. This morning I had an early meeting which for me is the equivilent of a root canal. Waking up at an obnoxiously early time, I stumbled into the kitchen and brewed a pot of coffee. The sweet jolt of caffiene almost made up for the lack of sleep. After my second cup, I made my way to the bathroom to begin my morning routine. Then it happened, I ran out of shaving cream. That's right. Just seven weeks after posting my critically acclaimed blog Shaving Cream, my can of Barbosol sputtered and died. There's another $.99 down the drain. I mean really, the can only lasted eight or nine months. That means my total shaving cream expenditure for 2006 is $1.98. It's a crime, I tell you. Idea: Let's forget about pursuing the development of hydrogen vehicles. Let's work on a vechile that runs on shaving cream. It would solve all our problems with Mideast oil, corroded pipelines, high gas prices and global warming. Enough of this blogging crap, I have to get to the lab to get working on this. I'll let you know when the Nobel committee contacts me. I can hardly wait. More stories from Paul Gavin. Info on novels Paul Gavin's Storefront. Technorati Tags: Fiction, Online Book, Chapter, Rebeleyeball, Paul Gavin IceRocket Tags: Fiction, Blook, Chapter, rebeleyeball